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Squidward in repose
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i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would get me another and id drop that one too and i would quietly whisper
“im so thirsty”
and drive off crying
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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Yobin
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Great enrichment afternoon…..We decided to hide bananas in the tree for the elephants to find….Thought it would be a 2 minute game, but they actually really had to think about it and spent a good 10 minutes each trying to find all of the bananas. Bandara gave up and thought it easier to just tear down the branch! Sneaky!
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